Saturday August 22, 2009
A Chinese man has been charged with theft for stealing a motorcycle — part by part over five years from the factory where he worked. ‘‘I don’t have that much money, so I came up with the idea of taking the parts home and assembling them on my own,’’ he said.
Reminds me of the one about the guy who worked in a hardware and evry day took home a wheelbarrow. The security guys searched high and low over the years and even took the wheel apart and xrayed the handles at times but could never find anything. When he retired they asked him to confess what he had been stealing and how he hid it all those years. He replied that he was stealing wheelbarrows.....