Courtesy of The Age.
1) British police are hunting for a man who stole a closed-circuit television camera from a Liverpool shop. To help them, they have an extreme close-up shot of the thief in action. (he must want to make a video for Britains dumbest criminals)
2) A Jordanian who has divorced his wife for the third time over phone bills said the last straw was international calls to play satellite TV games. "The bills were thrice my salary," Abu Sami said. (try having it disconnected Abu)
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