Declan walks in to chat with me while I finish getting ready for work yesterday. Picture a very serious face, head turned slightly on the side, an eyebrow partially raised, and hands on hips.
Then with utmost seriousness (as if addressing the accused in the dock) "Dad, slight pause, did you eat chips when it was dark last night ?"
I almost felt guilty as he waits for an answer with a piercing stare "did you ?"
One must always tell the truth "yes I did"
Looking like he has caught me in the act " I found one this morning and I ate it" followed by the don't do it again look, about face and exit the room.
Wonder where he gets that from LOL